Nikita Yusilev

Nikita Mohakovich Yusilev (Никита Мохакович Ыусилев) was a 5-Star Military General who was very fond of his backyard.

2051
Nikita after a very drunk evening, and a drunken fight, have proclaimed the existence of the Russian State of Yusilev's Backyard, a social autocratic country, that have occupied 300 square meters, and had a standing ground forces, that had 34 active soldiers in it, and no reserves. At first, everyone was fully convinced that it is a joke, and should not be taken seriously under any given circumstances, however at second glance, people started to realize that Nikita was serious, which have bothered the Muscovy Republic, the most, as it have sought to reoccupy the areas around Moscow, as they have already reoccupied Moscow, but have struggled to occupy the areas around Moscow. However, the RSYB and Nikita have refused to give up any territory, meaning the only option for negotiation was war between the RSYB and the Muscovy Republic. However, the backyard was fiercely defended wave after wave of attacks with no casualties on the RYSB and causing devastating losses for the Muscovy Republic, mainly due to the RSYB owning carbon fiber armor, and equipment, that became outdated 5 years ago, opposed to RSYB, that still clinged on 30 year old, outdated equipment. After 2 days, a peace agreement was called on that the Muscovy Republic shall not attempt to invade the RYSB ever again, in exchange of the RYSB helping in certain operations when needed. An agreement was shortly agreed on, and the RYSB continued to live on, despite it's absurdity despite it's reputation of it being regarded as a joke, however the defeat of the Muscovy Republic is a proof that it is serious business, even when the RYSB is not remotely a large country. One hour after the victory, 100% of the population were rendered drunk.

2056
Nikita have received the news of the Gangster Republic of Russia closing on Moscow, meaning that they could be a potential threat. And now with the 51 strong army, they began their contingency plans of defending their small, yet strong country from a bunch of gangsters with too much tattooes, jewelry and trench coats. However, all of their fears became non-existant, when they have heard the news that they were the only country within the former lands of Empire of Yugra, outside the Gangster Republic of Russia, and luckily, they were offered to peacefully join, however Nikita called for negotiations with Jaba Zhariv, the President of Gangster Republic of Russia, as he wanted to ensure the best for his backyard. After a possible amount of 4 bottles of vodka and 4 months of trying for agreements, the GRR have finally gave in to the terms of Nikita and have solemnly promised that no harm will be caused to his backyard, and it will be ensured that it will be well protected. Immediately after signing the treaty, Nikita retreated into his house, continuing to live a normal life after that, taking care of his 14 year old son.